A story in four parts

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Nath313 :
The prophecy has come true, the chosen one has risen.
It's just the start of every terminator movie
Printer_Faxman :
oh no, he is unleashed
*Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.*
PirateX84 :
He needs your guns, your glasses, and your motorcycle.
he needs your cum, your semen, and your sperm
Fickle_Ordinary_4281 :
And they called him the "COOMSLAYER"
In the first age, in the first basement, when the porn addictions first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Pornhub, his soul blistered by the fires of Hentai Haven and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual coom. In his ravenous lust he found no peace; and with emptied balls he scoured the internet seeking revenge porn against the puritans who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Neckbeards, and those that tasted the bite of his cock named him... the COOM SLAYER!
hailcowcow :
\*theme music plays\*
DeRfla3red :
I'll be back...

Tatskuyo :
Ain't no one going to ask for context?
Aha yeah seriously
jeanqlk :
Gta in a nutshell
More like saints row
Giappooo :

Oystermeat :
Forrest Gump - Director's cut
More like director's butt
tacodude990 :
the way he stand at the last panel tho

rasm635u :
I like how on the third picture his hand conviently covers his d*ck

dyniasanchez :
poor bastard is going to wake up with a mushroom tattoo and the fear of being tea bagged while being knocked out
And a cumload is his ass
Nerevar_Ur :
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upvoteaccount9 :
he’s too strong

smokingpolpot :
Is this loss
it's so close. if the last panel was the first panel, then yes
flowerboiazzy :
God damnit there's no escape
BagalBoi420 :
Puri puri prisoner.

Loud-Piano-Player :

sharpnoise :
It's a terminator

Slobytes :
He gets progressively thinner and more fit as he becomes stronger.

FoolishnessDantee :
Mirio vs class 1-A
RedditMadeMeReddit :
He's got the power of "deez nuts"

ToxoTron :
T-800 irl

MadnessCombatHank :

Flat_Nebula_6268 :
We found the Asian Chad
CHAD - China's Hotest And Dangerous
Challiel :
Is this a new terminator movie?

StArLoRd0o07 :
A story in pour farts

Gearsofwar3mastr45_2 :
Your clothes, give them to me. NOW.

Snickidy :
berto_neto :
....can someone pls put the Menacing Jojo effect on the last panel,pls?
Yes please
SuperMilo210808 :
Rip and Tear, Until it is Done

[deleted] :
The next two panels are him facing a line of 3 tanks, and he wins

23rdUSAPresident :
this reminds me, in last new year a couple was found fucking naked in one of the main roads of my city at 6 am. should i post pics and videos of it? EDIT: it was christmas, not new years
Was it on the news or you found them?
Zima_blue_5435 :
The only man that does not fear pickpockets

Zima_blue_5435 :
If he isn’t the word of god God never spoke

Needhelp5656 :
Where the fuck is part 5

MrGreenyz :
This monster is raping to death all policemen and they scaled the problem to the National Army. Nobody can stop him.

pla9ue :
where boobs ?
ask your mom
[deleted] :
Nude ‘nihilator

bimbontheinternet :
Oh no he's back

Oh no! Skynet will annihilate us! 😱

Unykorn :

Ziemniack :
He really did the 🚶🏼‍♂️ in the 3rd pic

Anthony_Mario1 :

TheBigH2O :
The terminator is real

DumpTruckArse :
Is that the dudes foreskin dangling there in the third pic?! LOL

longislandtoolshed :
In America he'd be shot dead for laying out a cop
They tried to shoot him dead
[deleted] :
those men are fucking dead

KuroFafnar :
The live action One Punch Man is darker than I expected

Plate_spotter :
But but, one punch man is bald!?

Knockaire :
I want your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle....

Hamplural :

MrKrabsFatJuicyAss :
The man truly did become sex after all https://youtu.be/lV0KmZKyUzA

TheHolyPapaum :
He has four parts!!?! Jojo reference!!?!

blackBugattiVeyron :
this is like when you have the option to customize a character butt you customize them naked.

Little_pretty_cat :
Is this a motherfucking JoJo reference?!!1!!

Far_Direction_666 :
All in japan
The second and third panels look like China (more specifically Shanghai, judging from the Metro logo).
GAL3007 :
That last picture reminds me of the scene where Madara was preparing to battle the whole Shinobi alliance and 7 Bijus while being blind.

warrioroftron :

synretro :
he just like me fr

SkepticOwlz :

JunkMailUK_LLC :
that last one looked AWFULLY FAMILLIAR

flymyuglies :
He’s on a mission. Known only to himself and those he’s slain

Brilliant-Barnacle24 :

Pinkphoenix343 :
Sequel please

Kaistro- :
The ultimate chad.

Few-Specialist-763 :
Is this loss

SadBreadIsSad :
my dad

Frollyboi :
Russian loss?

Linear-Hat :

yourparentthemistack :
Dude how did you get saint row remasterised

ChickenTikkleMySalad :
No mortal being should possess this much power. How can we fortify against his wrath?

frankizzone :
*doom music kicks in*

aggresivegerbil :
What an absolute fucking unit

jk_lol11 :
Anime protagonist, even his penis is not visible just like in anime

Neradis :
Pretty sure that’s a terminator.

Jackson_Grey :
Yaranaika Netflix adaptation is shaping up nicely.

xenolife :
The Slap 3

DiegoChidoUwU :
L O S S??!?!??!?!1!1!1!!11!1!!1

Icy-Kaleidoscope6967 :
And here we see scenes from a movie called "the flasher"

NatakuNox :
I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle... Never mind I'm just going to stay naked and on foot

daniballeste :
What the fuck

Adit1313 :
This is modern art

KingofFire10 :
Now we just need doom music and a video to go with it.

[deleted] :
Your clothes, give them to me

Its_Matt_03 :
I really want context

libraries-are-palace :
The live action Attack On Titan looks great!

SlavicDDDAZE :
We need context behind the Chinese terminator

EpIC_GaMEr_TaG :
This mans playing GTA

ammeoo :
When man so poor he cant afford cloths :(

Tylenrox :
Anyone have the vid of this with music?